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Вот нравится мне сотрудничество Zend-а c Microsoft.
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3. Please check that your PHP is compiled in ZTS mode for Windows and non-ZTS mode for Unix. This can be checked by looking at the top part of the phpinfo() function and checking “Thread Safety” row – it should say “disabled” for Unix and “enabled” for Windows.
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